thought it was going to only last 2 weeks max…but it didnt, I was more bored then I thought.

I have observed that when she is drunk that her clothes appear to annoy her, so much so she feels the need to either take them completely off or simply just reveal what lies beneath. She likes boys lips n things. She likes to say your name and look right through you whilst display a drooling smile and if she is on facebook whilst intoxicated… lets just say communication is of a minimum and she may tag you in obsurd pictures that resemble nothing of yourself, ( I once got tagged as I think it was an old old lady’s nose?).

http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/group.php?gid=249806960559&ref=search&sid=725427087.1646097124..1

1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say “could be better.” This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.

2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. If she grabs your hand, squeeze hers really hard until she cries (this will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are).

3. Once a month, sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs; they love to be roughed up.

4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she’s sleeping. If she is, say “you better be.” Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.

5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girl needs some improvement.

6. Recognize the small things, as they usually mean the most. Then when she’s sleeping, steal all her small things and break them, because jewelry is for pussies and Asian ladies.

7. If you’re talking to another girl, make sure she’s looking. When she is, stare into her eyes, mouth the words “F UCK you” and grab the other girl’s ass. Girls love competition.

8. Tell her you’re taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she thinks it’s going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard. When she starts to get upset, tell her you were just kidding and now you’re really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that, lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear “…because I can.”

9. Introduce her to your friends as “some chick.” Women love those special nicknames.

10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD.

11. Warm her up when she’s cold…and not by giving her your jacket, because then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say “if you don’t stop *****ing about the cold right now, you’re going to be *****ing about a black eye.” The best way to get warm is with fear.

12. Take her to a party. When you get there, she’ll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party is dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you all night.

13. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny…why shouldn’t girls?

14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she’s fast asleep, wait 10 minutes, then jump up and scream in her ear. Repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things (like basketball).

15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.

16. If you care about her, never ever tell her. This will only give her self-confidence, then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.

17. Every time you’re in her house, steal one of her shoes, earrings or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way, she’ll go crazy.

18. Take her out to dinner. Right when she’s about to order, interrupt and say “no, she’s not hungry.” Make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her.

19. Look her in the eyes and smile. Then punch her in the face. Girls love a spontaneous guy. 20. Give her one of your t-shirts, and make sure it has your smell on it (but not a sexy cologne smell…a bad smell. You know what I’m talking about).

21. When it’s raining, keep asking her if she’s crying. She’ll say “no, it’s just the rain.” Ten minutes later, turn to her and just scream at her to stop crying. Girls like a tough man.

 22. Titty twisters and plenty of them.

23. If you’re listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way she’ll think you’re mysterious.

24. Remember her birthday, but don’t get her anything. Teach her that material objects arent important. The only thing that’s important is that she keeps you happy, and your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.

25. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it. Then, next time you know she’s coming over on a trash day, leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don’t like this one that much, but I think it’s funny.

26. If she’s mad at you for not calling her when you say you will, promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call that you’re going to tell her a special surprise. Now she’ll be really excited. Don’t call.

This is Brodie Bannerman on the left… He has many nicknames: Banners, B-man, Broods, Puzzle, Trenchy, electro shock.. if you know brodie well you may know some other nicknames…

Where to start.. well brodie is a very creative person and has a endless imagination. He once wanted to start his own business called BWC (Banners’ Window Cleaning).. He legit thought this would be one of his businesses that would take off and make him rich, yet after a few months of talking about the potential it had to make large amounts of money, he practiacally forgot about it and it never really got started to say the least…

He was also the founder of the infamous clothing brand puzzle. For about a few months puzzle was charging pretty hard and he was screenprinting a fair few shirts for friends making a bit of cash. He had pretty high hopes for he brand, he even thought it was going to make it into abicus by then end of 2008. Though like most of brodie’s fads, within a few months it was forgotten, this was simliar to his attempts of making a bodyboard and wetsuit…

Brodie is also a bit of a gym junkie nowadays… he goes pretty hard and even gets on the protien shakes. My personal opinion is that anyone who goes to the gym for no real reason except to get “massive” is atleast half fag. Though brodie is detirnmined to get big and improve his ability to streetfight and ”get bitches”…. Hows that going B-man?

not being harsh banners, just some friendly jokes.. your a good dude and we have been through alot..

Btw the url for this website is wrong and the “your” should be spelt you’re.

For example, when he started working at Macca’s with myself, he was given a 6 pack of McNuggets to fill, and I can quote, even though he may deny it, it did happen, “how many nuggets in a six pack?”, or the time when we went surfing and I was waiting outside his house and he opened the garage door, just finished putting his wetsuit on, walked towards me, and said “aw yeh, my board”. Or even the time we were walking back from tennis and i was hitting a ball against a house’s concrete wall, Alec interjects wanting a turn, and legitimately wound up to hit the ball, and actually cleared it above the wall and smash it into the house’s window, resulting in us running down the street to hide. Or the time Alec referred to the next person in line at the batball court as, “aw yeah, that old lady is next(and pointed)”(she didnt hear but, thankgod)…I have also heard rumours of when he was a kid and went to sleep at a friend’s house that he had in fact left the TV remote in his pocket.

On SATURDAY’S or should I say BRITTDAY’S, Alec is all but extinct and uncontactable.

On Saturdays Alec spends time with his girlfriend Brittany, who,  when I ask her “how are you?” she simply laughs before she answers the question. On Saturday’s Alec does the following:

- not answer phone, not return phone calls, not return txt messages, not answer the door, not leave the house,  not hang with mates. If this happens any other day, chances are he is with Brittany.

Alec also has the ability to make up words or simply put 2 together, latest were the 2 words didn’t + weren’t = diweren’t

not dissin, simply just saying man, you know I think you’re a good dude

found this picture for a lego facebook group about the pain of stepping on a block. Made me laugh so hard.